SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS

by Jon Lajoie

"Welcome to $SMYG — the memecoin that’s got more balls than a bull market! Inspired by Jon Lajoie’s masterpiece, this token’s here to scream, 'I don’t care about your money or your car, show me your genitals—your genitalia!' Forget lambos; we’re mooning straight to the bedroom with 'Equality? That’s crap—girls are sluts and guys rule!' vibes. Stack those coins while chanting, 'Penis and vagina, that’s the way it’s meant to be!'—because in this crypto game, we’re all about hodling the real assets. Rug pull? Nah, just a pants pull—invest now and let your portfolio flex!"